beavis pretzel

dud this da was craz a and really boreing butt what really sukeed was thaat as soon as i walked into pe mrs. feasel was like ( DETENTION) and ii was lice whaa! and she was like DETENTION cause you didn't dress down and i tol hr that i don't have any clothes here to dress down wthi butt seh was lice DETENTION so i went to goo too the batroom and came back and she was like ANOTHER DETENTION i was like damn it SO HERE IS THE COMPLETE OFFICIAL LICENCED SUMMARY OF MY FU673D UP DAY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

yo yo RONALD GRAHAM IN THIS BEAch!

Uhhhuhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhuhhuhuhuhhhhhhhhhh!!! what the heel is going on witch you beligerant foolz smoking crack on school grounds PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION HA HA! yo going straight to guantonamo bay beaches YO YO LOLLI LOLLI POP THAT BODY OOOOOH OOHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOH LOLLI LOLLI OOOOOOOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOH LOLLI LOLLI POP THAT BODY SPHCH!!!!!!!

CASH MONEY TRILLIONAIRE U WIsHH!

Yo essay this day waz whack I jumped a couple little people with a chainsaw like vrin vrin! din din din! It was kRa Z y they attacked me like a kamotocow on syrup they were like ya ya ya and they had huge machettes and AR-180's they called in backup and some other huge Rakishi dudes jumped out with gi-normous diapers and syrenges I was like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! and i did a slow motion dive through the lunch room door dual wielding mp5's I was like brrrrrrrrat braaaaaaaat tat tat tat tat tat tat and shot the little huge fools full a lead and screamed out my name is Rick James Bizatch THE END HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
VANILLA GUERILLA

rest nest test jest what?? dude! huh?

yo wigga sleepin an peepin in yo bedroom kill yo grandma im keepin it reel dubbs spinnin on the denalli gucci on sale creative technologyy prada glint like the spokes on the buggati fill it up with hot tatti dip it like spoddi block it like a goallie take a swiggie off the HATERADE! and i'm still hollin'

Loui vatton

Dude this day was whack it feel like i've been here ffoorreevveerrerrerrerr literally yo this place is whack I think they got some kind of space time continueum air flowing through the vents in this place cause it's like once you breathe it it resets your mind and makes you think you've been here for not even an' hour when you've actually been here for three weeks.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy crap how long have I been here.............................ahhhh!!!!

MBM MIA

Gettin ready to shark attack that pull up in the parking lot slow with the lac down konvicts got the whole thing packed down step up in the club wordrobe in tact now.........what my name is who my name is huh my name is chick achicka chicka slimshady...........sometimes i just feel like my father i hate be bothered i'm not going to be able ta top on my name get a hold of some poppie sensation got me rotating on rock and roll stations.............. chicka chicka a chicka slimshady4 life

I still don't give a Fvkk!

Yo this day was bad azz I went to math and finished a whole page of work. At english I finished my rough draft, at pe we played a game called mission impossible it was crazzyy the girls and dudes go on seperate sides of the gym and you have to make it to the other side without touching the floor if you do touch the floor you go all the way back and you have to restart uhhh! well this day wasn't that bad but i quote " I HATE SCHOOL" the whole world can BLO MEE! MARSHALL BRUECE MATTHERS 4 LIFE HA HA!

Anything?

Today was fu@$ing crazy we walked around the neighborhood and picked up garbage damn I was sweatin' like a mofo if anybody thinks they sweat more than me they're crazyy son a bi#$&ez ya know this school is the wierdest most retarded school I have ever been to ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

OFV DA WZALL!!!$$$

Today was kinda OFF THE WALL i hate school the only thing good about school is that you get to see your friends otherwise i would'nt see anybody i live up in a freakin' bowl in the middle of the mountains it's like whenever it rains we get the most it rains " cat's and dog's" hence the term cats and dogs a word of advice DO NOT LIVE IN CABIN CITY IT IS CRAZZZZYYYY! up there sasquaches come out of the bushes at night and try to eat your brains with a straw like a freezee FREEZAAAA!!!!!!!!! dude when i'm around everything is crazy was at my uncle rons one day and he is pretty crazzzyyy! and i outdid his crazzzanesss. THAT IS BAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! he he he he he he ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude this day was crazzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy! and extremely boreing sorry I couldn't write that much to all my blogging fans out they're including the og o9 martineau keepin' it fresh out there, yezzzerrrr! yo yo yo yo Will A E peace out b14chezzzz!!?? SLIM SHADY 4 EVA!

kanye west

Dude this day was whack but fridays are off the chain top 5 reasons today was off the chain- early out, early out, early out, early out, early out. And that is the top five reasons why friday is off the chain ya know school SUX!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!! huh? i forgot what i was talking about oh yeah! school SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and don't get me wrong i need my education but the way that school is it just fu#%&@! pisses me off the stupid math classes,pe and english classes but overall i'm putting up with the bullsh14 this year last year it sucked i went shooting and i brought my knife to school on accident then traci and steven wilmer saw me messing with it and they passed this little note around saying how crazy i am and how unpredictable i am then they finally went and told mr. winkler that i was going to stab them like who in they're sane mind would even possibly consider that then after that i gave the knife to jc and asked him to hold it for me til' we got on the bus but instead he gave it to almquist and said that if he didn't hold it for me i would use it on him then they called the police i got arrested and put on probation for a year.

crazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy!

Dude I don't really like school but I am glad that I am almost caught up in every class after being sick for 4 or 5 days ya know what is pretty sick I got need for speed pro street and the new guitar hero AeroSmith an' xbox 360 pro a paint ball gun and my birthday is not for three months that's crazy 'cause every other birthday I've ever had you have to wait til' the exact day and wait for everybody to show up this is pretty cool and I think my sister is getting me a ps3 personally I like (xbox) better than ps3 ps3 stands for (piece of s#!%3)